Monday, May 25, 2020

When I was convinced that I was growing a tail

I will keep this brief because you won’t believe it anyway. I do not tell the nicknames I have had in my lifetime, but this...

The day I made the entire seven ridges miss out on...

If you prowl the internets today, there are names you are not likely to miss. Locally, we have the likes of Uhuruto and Raila,...

Timbitii: How Njove killed the culture of taking wedding gift suggestions...

I am going to a wedding this weekend. In the city. Nobody weds Anybody on Saturday at 10.00 am at the Glory Outreach chapel,...

The Day I created a culture for the Kalenjin nation

In the year of Our Lord 2012 A.D, my stay in Eldoret was coming to an end, after residing in the land of Arap...

The day I pulled a Superman

Back in the day when Macadamia grew only on rich people’s shambas, The Rose bought me a jacket. I am told there are no...

#Timbitii When I almost became a musician

I often say some words in passing, but I have come to realize that most of these words have a greater permanency than the...

#Timbitii: How I almost didn’t qualify to run for Governor

The better part of the online week has been about people calling out the people they went to school with, lest someone turns out...

 The day stolen ‘Múratina’ made us sing in the morning

  13 Others mocking said, These men are full of new wine. 14 But Peter, standing up with the eleven, lifted up his voice, and said unto them,...

1998 teachers’strike, remember it?

Anyway, the year now is 19 naite 8. We are still in premary. Moi is still the president because, I hear, he says people...

Tribulations of the Famine of Gateta

So the weatherman announced that rain was going to be inadequate and, as a result, there would be little or no harvest this season....