Tuesday, April 23, 2019

These ‘ooohs’ ain’t loyal

At the turn of the year, one of my acquaintances set to cross out a certain lass on his hit list. Makumi is his...

#Timbitii: How I almost didn’t qualify to run for Governor

The better part of the online week has been about people calling out the people they went to school with, lest someone turns out...

Timbitii: How Njove killed the culture of taking wedding gift suggestions...

I am going to a wedding this weekend. In the city. Nobody weds Anybody on Saturday at 10.00 am at the Glory Outreach chapel,...

#Timbitii When I almost became a musician

I often say some words in passing, but I have come to realize that most of these words have a greater permanency than the...

The day I pulled a Superman

Back in the day when Macadamia grew only on rich people’s shambas, The Rose bought me a jacket. I am told there are no...

Tribulations of the Famine of Gateta

So the weatherman announced that rain was going to be inadequate and, as a result, there would be little or no harvest this season....

1998 teachers’strike, remember it?

Anyway, the year now is 19 naite 8. We are still in premary. Moi is still the president because, I hear, he says people...

Wanted man; fugitive at 12

The year is still long ago. I am on the run from Hezzeh, the boy who can beat all boys on the Eastern Slopes...

 The day stolen ‘Múratina’ made us sing in the morning

  13 Others mocking said, These men are full of new wine. 14 But Peter, standing up with the eleven, lifted up his voice, and said unto them,...

The Day I wowed the entire church parish with my musical...

Proverbs 22:6King James Version (KJV) 6 Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from...