Friday, December 6, 2019

#Timbitii: When Shitting required a little more pressing creativity

******************************************************************************** To understand this post, I will require you to do 3 things before you start reading: 1. Pick a piece of writing paper that you...

The cow ate my Christmas

In the year of our Lord 2003, December to be precise, there was a very big wedding. You must know it, if not, google. Now,...

The people of Kigumo vs Hezzeh: The ultimate battle

Previously on #Timbitii…Literally, Hezzeh will never know what hit him. This is because as soon as the knockout blow hit him, whoever delivered it...

My Ksh. 700 NYS Saga

The day before yesterday, a certain exposé on TV said of how some lady shared the now famed Ksh. 791 m NYS loot. It...

Mateso ya Form 1

To understand this post, I will require you to do 3 things before you start reading: Pick a piece of writing paper that you won’t...

When Mugendi wanted to #Brexit his father’s house

So England have exited Europe twice in the space of one week. Once voluntarily and once they got kicked out. Well, these things happen,...

The last supper at Box 1 with Aduda and family

As we wound up our final year at Box 1, the school, as is the tradition, invited our families to came and wish us...

When I used to have musungu friends

I have told you that around 2010 I was headed for greatness, aye? I was bordering on influential, controversial and philosophical. And now I...

The day I begged till my mouth ran dry- All for...

I am not known to chase or beg, because I have this sort of entitlement that if I do just enough, returns will flow...