Thursday, April 2, 2020

 Wanted Man: Running like a fugitive

Long ago. Njo, my right hand wing man, has set me up with Múthoni, alias Mútho, alias Kifagio (I don't call her that) and...

When Church Choir Uniforms were stored in our house, and how...

The good thing about working from home is you can pick up bones from last night and re-live the high school days. The downside...

How I almost became Steve-Mbogo-rich.

Prologue: There is a fellow by the name Steve Mbogo who has been headlining discussion on the lines for a while. An only son...

The cow ate my Christmas

In the year of our Lord 2003, December to be precise, there was a very big wedding. You must know it, if not, google. Now,...

The day we were almost kidnapped

Mt. Kenya Slopes, 2001- With the end-of-the-world stories finally coming to rest, there has to arise a new fad, because, like the Science teacher said,...

The people of Kigumo vs Hezzeh: The ultimate battle

Previously on #Timbitii…Literally, Hezzeh will never know what hit him. This is because as soon as the knockout blow hit him, whoever delivered it...

Me, my friend Bad Luck and the Outrageous things we did...

Those who know me from High School know that Bad Luck and I were twins. Identical and inseparable. We ate from the same plate,...

The day I begged till my mouth ran dry- All for...

I am not known to chase or beg, because I have this sort of entitlement that if I do just enough, returns will flow...

When I used to have musungu friends

I have told you that around 2010 I was headed for greatness, aye? I was bordering on influential, controversial and philosophical. And now I...

Christmas in a manger

So, I said I would be with you for Christmas, telling stories. But then I said it too loudly, the people at London Distillers...