Sunday, January 19, 2020

#Timbitii: When I used to have musungu friends

I have told you that around 2010 I was headed for greatness, aye? I was bordering on influential, controversial and philosophical. And now I...

How I almost became Steve-Mbogo-rich.

Prologue: There is a fellow by the name Steve Mbogo who has been headlining discussion on the lines for a while. An only son...

The day I threatened to diss Kangaru Girls: The response

Here is the response I got, after, as narrated last week, threatening to diss Kangaru Girls (Mecca) if they did not issue an apology...

Me, my friend Bad Luck and the Outrageous things we did...

Those who know me from High School know that Bad Luck and I were twins. Identical and inseparable. We ate from the same plate,...

When Mugendi wanted to #Brexit his father’s house

So England have exited Europe twice in the space of one week. Once voluntarily and once they got kicked out. Well, these things happen,...

#Timbitii: When Shitting required a little more pressing creativity

******************************************************************************** To understand this post, I will require you to do 3 things before you start reading: 1. Pick a piece of writing paper that you...

Christmas in a manger

So, I said I would be with you for Christmas, telling stories. But then I said it too loudly, the people at London Distillers...

The day I begged till my mouth ran dry- All for...

I am not known to chase or beg, because I have this sort of entitlement that if I do just enough, returns will flow...

#Timbitii: When old money speculation got me burnt

Earlier this month, the Man Beater said, “Start clearing your monies, the deadline for the old money is nigh.” I really don't...

You cannot lose ownership of a house you own by rent:...

  After clearing high school, I remembered a dream I had held for a very long time. I had made it known to everyone, from...