Thursday, September 19, 2019

The large Keg Mug at home

I was as excited as the next Keg drinker when pictures of the country’s CEO flashing down a Keg ka-thate popped up online. For...

When Church Choir Uniforms were stored in our house, and how...

The good thing about working from home is you can pick up bones from last night and re-live the high school days. The downside...

 Wanted Man: Running like a fugitive

Long ago. Njo, my right hand wing man, has set me up with Múthoni, alias Mútho, alias Kifagio (I don't call her that) and...

Christmas in a manger

So, I said I would be with you for Christmas, telling stories. But then I said it too loudly, the people at London Distillers...

Opening day fracas at Box 1

I was in town yesterday and the day before, and I must say I am perturbed by the uneventful nature of back-to-school. That, or...

How I almost became Steve-Mbogo-rich.

Prologue: There is a fellow by the name Steve Mbogo who has been headlining discussion on the lines for a while. An only son...

The cow ate my Christmas

In the year of our Lord 2003, December to be precise, there was a very big wedding. You must know it, if not, google. Now,...

#Timbitii: When Shitting required a little more pressing creativity

******************************************************************************** To understand this post, I will require you to do 3 things before you start reading: 1. Pick a piece of writing paper that you...

The day I threatened to diss Kangaru Girls: The response

Here is the response I got, after, as narrated last week, threatening to diss Kangaru Girls (Mecca) if they did not issue an apology...

When I used to have musungu friends

I have told you that around 2010 I was headed for greatness, aye? I was bordering on influential, controversial and philosophical. And now I...