Tuesday, May 21, 2019

The Day I displaced the MB, The Taliban from their seats,...

As everybody was drawing banter and overzealous reactions from the now settling Bahati-on-the-throne incident, mine was a whole different reaction: shock.   I was shuddering...

The day we were almost kidnapped

Mt. Kenya Slopes, 2001- With the end-of-the-world stories finally coming to rest, there has to arise a new fad, because, like the Science teacher said,...

The large Keg Mug at home

I was as excited as the next Keg drinker when pictures of the country’s CEO flashing down a Keg ka-thate popped up online. For...

Opening day fracas at Box 1

I was in town yesterday and the day before, and I must say I am perturbed by the uneventful nature of back-to-school. That, or...

#Timbitii: When I used to have musungu friends

I have told you that around 2010 I was headed for greatness, aye? I was bordering on influential, controversial and philosophical. And now I...

How I almost became Steve-Mbogo-rich.

Prologue: There is a fellow by the name Steve Mbogo who has been headlining discussion on the lines for a while. An only son...

Mateso ya Form 1

To understand this post, I will require you to do 3 things before you start reading: Pick a piece of writing paper that you won’t...

When Church Choir Uniforms were stored in our house, and how...

The good thing about working from home is you can pick up bones from last night and re-live the high school days. The downside...

When Mugendi wanted to #Brexit his father’s house

So England have exited Europe twice in the space of one week. Once voluntarily and once they got kicked out. Well, these things happen,...

The people of Kigumo vs Hezzeh: The ultimate battle

Previously on #Timbitii…Literally, Hezzeh will never know what hit him. This is because as soon as the knockout blow hit him, whoever delivered it...