Tuesday, July 23, 2019

The day we were almost kidnapped

Mt. Kenya Slopes, 2001- With the end-of-the-world stories finally coming to rest, there has to arise a new fad, because, like the Science teacher said,...

The Day I displaced the MB, The Taliban from their seats,...

As everybody was drawing banter and overzealous reactions from the now settling Bahati-on-the-throne incident, mine was a whole different reaction: shock.   I was shuddering...

The large Keg Mug at home

I was as excited as the next Keg drinker when pictures of the country’s CEO flashing down a Keg ka-thate popped up online. For...

#Timbitii: When I used to have musungu friends

I have told you that around 2010 I was headed for greatness, aye? I was bordering on influential, controversial and philosophical. And now I...

Opening day fracas at Box 1

I was in town yesterday and the day before, and I must say I am perturbed by the uneventful nature of back-to-school. That, or...

Mateso ya Form 1

To understand this post, I will require you to do 3 things before you start reading: Pick a piece of writing paper that you won’t...

When Church Choir Uniforms were stored in our house, and how...

The good thing about working from home is you can pick up bones from last night and re-live the high school days. The downside...

#Timbitii: When Shitting required a little more pressing creativity

******************************************************************************** To understand this post, I will require you to do 3 things before you start reading: 1. Pick a piece of writing paper that you...

How I almost became Steve-Mbogo-rich.

Prologue: There is a fellow by the name Steve Mbogo who has been headlining discussion on the lines for a while. An only son...

 Wanted Man: Running like a fugitive

Long ago. Njo, my right hand wing man, has set me up with Múthoni, alias Mútho, alias Kifagio (I don't call her that) and...