Thursday, September 19, 2019

The day we were almost kidnapped

Mt. Kenya Slopes, 2001- With the end-of-the-world stories finally coming to rest, there has to arise a new fad, because, like the Science teacher said,...

#Timbitii: When I used to have musungu friends

I have told you that around 2010 I was headed for greatness, aye? I was bordering on influential, controversial and philosophical. And now I...

The large Keg Mug at home

I was as excited as the next Keg drinker when pictures of the country’s CEO flashing down a Keg ka-thate popped up online. For...

The Day I displaced the MB, The Taliban from their seats,...

As everybody was drawing banter and overzealous reactions from the now settling Bahati-on-the-throne incident, mine was a whole different reaction: shock.   I was shuddering...

Opening day fracas at Box 1

I was in town yesterday and the day before, and I must say I am perturbed by the uneventful nature of back-to-school. That, or...

 Wanted Man: Running like a fugitive

Long ago. Njo, my right hand wing man, has set me up with Múthoni, alias Mútho, alias Kifagio (I don't call her that) and...

The cow ate my Christmas

In the year of our Lord 2003, December to be precise, there was a very big wedding. You must know it, if not, google. Now,...

When Church Choir Uniforms were stored in our house, and how...

The good thing about working from home is you can pick up bones from last night and re-live the high school days. The downside...

Mateso ya Form 1

To understand this post, I will require you to do 3 things before you start reading: Pick a piece of writing paper that you won’t...

How I almost became Steve-Mbogo-rich.

Prologue: There is a fellow by the name Steve Mbogo who has been headlining discussion on the lines for a while. An only son...