Thursday, April 2, 2020

You cannot lose ownership of a house you own by rent:...

  After clearing high school, I remembered a dream I had held for a very long time. I had made it known to everyone, from...

The day we were almost kidnapped

Mt. Kenya Slopes, 2001- With the end-of-the-world stories finally coming to rest, there has to arise a new fad, because, like the Science teacher said,...

#Timbitii: When I used to have musungu friends

I have told you that around 2010 I was headed for greatness, aye? I was bordering on influential, controversial and philosophical. And now I...

#Timbitii: The Reason I Never- and Won’t- Speak Sheng

There are some people, a few, who walk up to me and say, ‘’You speak really nice English!’’ ‘’Not really,’’...

The Day I displaced the MB, The Taliban from their seats,...

As everybody was drawing banter and overzealous reactions from the now settling Bahati-on-the-throne incident, mine was a whole different reaction: shock.   I was shuddering...

#Timbitii: When old money speculation got me burnt

Earlier this month, the Man Beater said, “Start clearing your monies, the deadline for the old money is nigh.” I really don't...

 Wanted Man: Running like a fugitive

Long ago. Njo, my right hand wing man, has set me up with Múthoni, alias Mútho, alias Kifagio (I don't call her that) and...

When Church Choir Uniforms were stored in our house, and how...

The good thing about working from home is you can pick up bones from last night and re-live the high school days. The downside...

#Timbitii: When Shitting required a little more pressing creativity

******************************************************************************** To understand this post, I will require you to do 3 things before you start reading: 1. Pick a piece of writing paper that you...

How I almost became Steve-Mbogo-rich.

Prologue: There is a fellow by the name Steve Mbogo who has been headlining discussion on the lines for a while. An only son...