Tuesday, July 23, 2019

Mateso ya Form 1

To understand this post, I will require you to do 3 things before you start reading: Pick a piece of writing paper that you won’t...

#Timbitii: When I used to have musungu friends

I have told you that around 2010 I was headed for greatness, aye? I was bordering on influential, controversial and philosophical. And now I...

The day I threatened to diss Kangaru Girls: The response

Here is the response I got, after, as narrated last week, threatening to diss Kangaru Girls (Mecca) if they did not issue an apology...

The day I begged till my mouth ran dry- All for...

I am not known to chase or beg, because I have this sort of entitlement that if I do just enough, returns will flow...

The last supper at Box 1 with Aduda and family

As we wound up our final year at Box 1, the school, as is the tradition, invited our families to came and wish us...

Wanted man; fugitive at 12

The year is still long ago. I am on the run from Hezzeh, the boy who can beat all boys on the Eastern Slopes...

The people of Kigumo vs Hezzeh: The ultimate battle

Previously on #Timbitii…Literally, Hezzeh will never know what hit him. This is because as soon as the knockout blow hit him, whoever delivered it...

The day Samuel Kariuki convinced me we cook matumbo

Growing up, I never used to eat matumbo. At all. Even when I was present during a slaughtering ceremony and the portion called ‘meat...

The large Keg Mug at home

I was as excited as the next Keg drinker when pictures of the country’s CEO flashing down a Keg ka-thate popped up online. For...

The cow ate my Christmas

In the year of our Lord 2003, December to be precise, there was a very big wedding. You must know it, if not, google. Now,...