Monday, May 25, 2020

The people of Kigumo vs Hezzeh: The ultimate battle

Previously on #Timbitii…Literally, Hezzeh will never know what hit him. This is because as soon as the knockout blow hit him, whoever delivered it...

The large Keg Mug at home

I was as excited as the next Keg drinker when pictures of the country’s CEO flashing down a Keg ka-thate popped up online. For...

Timbitii Christmas edition: When I was forced to sleep in a...

Prologue: Because employers nowadays don't care about public holidays and shit, I know some of you will be seated at your workstations through Christmas, waiting...

The Day I displaced the MB, The Taliban from their seats,...

As everybody was drawing banter and overzealous reactions from the now settling Bahati-on-the-throne incident, mine was a whole different reaction: shock.   I was shuddering...

The cow ate my Christmas

In the year of our Lord 2003, December to be precise, there was a very big wedding. You must know it, if not, google. Now,...

Wanted man; fugitive at 12

The year is still long ago. I am on the run from Hezzeh, the boy who can beat all boys on the Eastern Slopes...

How I almost became Steve-Mbogo-rich.

Prologue: There is a fellow by the name Steve Mbogo who has been headlining discussion on the lines for a while. An only son...

The day I threatened to diss Kangaru Girls: The response

Here is the response I got, after, as narrated last week, threatening to diss Kangaru Girls (Mecca) if they did not issue an apology...

My Ksh. 700 NYS Saga

The day before yesterday, a certain exposé on TV said of how some lady shared the now famed Ksh. 791 m NYS loot. It...

Opening day fracas at Box 1

I was in town yesterday and the day before, and I must say I am perturbed by the uneventful nature of back-to-school. That, or...