Tuesday, May 21, 2019

The day Samuel Kariuki convinced me we cook matumbo

Growing up, I never used to eat matumbo. At all. Even when I was present during a slaughtering ceremony and the portion called ‘meat...

My Ksh. 700 NYS Saga

The day before yesterday, a certain exposé on TV said of how some lady shared the now famed Ksh. 791 m NYS loot. It...

#Timbitii: When I used to have musungu friends

I have told you that around 2010 I was headed for greatness, aye? I was bordering on influential, controversial and philosophical. And now I...

How I almost became Steve-Mbogo-rich.

Prologue: There is a fellow by the name Steve Mbogo who has been headlining discussion on the lines for a while. An only son...

The day I started seeking cloud nine

There was a police officer who was posted to my village when we, the community, demanded for a police post. Crime had escalated, as...

The day I begged till my mouth ran dry- All for...

I am not known to chase or beg, because I have this sort of entitlement that if I do just enough, returns will flow...

Wanted man; fugitive at 12

The year is still long ago. I am on the run from Hezzeh, the boy who can beat all boys on the Eastern Slopes...

The cow ate my Christmas

In the year of our Lord 2003, December to be precise, there was a very big wedding. You must know it, if not, google. Now,...

The last supper at Box 1 with Aduda and family

As we wound up our final year at Box 1, the school, as is the tradition, invited our families to came and wish us...

#Timbitii: When Shitting required a little more pressing creativity

******************************************************************************** To understand this post, I will require you to do 3 things before you start reading: 1. Pick a piece of writing paper that you...