Monday, May 25, 2020

The day Samuel Kariuki convinced me we cook matumbo

Growing up, I never used to eat matumbo. At all. Even when I was present during a slaughtering ceremony and the portion called ‘meat...

 Wanted Man: Running like a fugitive

Long ago. Njo, my right hand wing man, has set me up with Múthoni, alias Mútho, alias Kifagio (I don't call her that) and...

#Timbitii: When Shitting required a little more pressing creativity

******************************************************************************** To understand this post, I will require you to do 3 things before you start reading: 1. Pick a piece of writing paper that you...

How I almost became Steve-Mbogo-rich.

Prologue: There is a fellow by the name Steve Mbogo who has been headlining discussion on the lines for a while. An only son...

The people of Kigumo vs Hezzeh: The ultimate battle

Previously on #Timbitii…Literally, Hezzeh will never know what hit him. This is because as soon as the knockout blow hit him, whoever delivered it...

Opening day fracas at Box 1

I was in town yesterday and the day before, and I must say I am perturbed by the uneventful nature of back-to-school. That, or...

The cow ate my Christmas

In the year of our Lord 2003, December to be precise, there was a very big wedding. You must know it, if not, google. Now,...

My Ksh. 700 NYS Saga

The day before yesterday, a certain exposé on TV said of how some lady shared the now famed Ksh. 791 m NYS loot. It...

The day I started seeking cloud nine

There was a police officer who was posted to my village when we, the community, demanded for a police post. Crime had escalated, as...

Mateso ya Form 1

To understand this post, I will require you to do 3 things before you start reading: Pick a piece of writing paper that you won’t...